Ships included: Sokeefe, Wylinh, Dexiana, Chandelitz.
Backstory: Sapphire has just conjured the Keeper Crew (Sophie, Keefe, Fitz, Dex, Biana, Marella, Wylie, Linh, Tam, Iggy) to Shimmerleaf, where the story begins...
#1: Reacting to... Basically everything that just happened to them.
Sophie: Um... where are we?
Sapphire: *Appears* Welcome to Shimmerleaf!
Marella: And, uh, who are you?
Sapphire: Call me Sapphire. And I'm going to say this right now before a screaming match breaks out: I will explain everything later. So, please, no questions.
Tam: *Mutters* Wonder how well we're gonna do with that.
Sapphire: *Ignoring Tam* I have brought you here to a) Prove you are real-
Dex: Wait, why wouldn't we be rea-
Sapphire: You kids are doing about as well with the no questions rule as I thought.
Sophie: Huh, Forkle said that to us once, too.
Sapphire: *Mysterious smile* I know.
Keefe: How do you-
Sapphire: *Rolls eyes* I knew this was how this was going to go.
Sapphire: *Conjures a muffling device onto everyone's mouths (except Iggy)*
Keeper Crew: Mfffmmmmhhhh
Sapphire: Okay. And I also brought you here to, more importantly, b) Let you react to human stuff. Although, this is only our starting point, the rest will be somewhere else. Now, I will let you open your mouths one at time, and you can each ask one question. Marella, you're the most sensible, plus very underrated, so you start. *Conjures duct tape off Marella*
Marella: Thanks. Okay, so, who are you? I mean, I know you're called Sapphire, but, you know.
Sapphire: Well, I'll answer everything except my abilities, which are a separate question. I am a half elf, which, for some reason, gave me more abilities than the average elf. My other half is human. I live at Shimmerleaf in the Spring/Summer, and at my family's house in the Fall/Winter. You'll meet them someday.
Marella: K.
Sapphire: Wylie next!
Wylie: What are your abilities?
Sapphire: I am a Vanisher, Conjurer, and Polyglot.
Biana: Mffhhhm (Translation: Cool! I'm a Vanisher too!)
Sapphire: Yep, I know. Okay, Dex next!
Dex: How do you know all this about us?
Sapphire: That is for another react. Moving on!
Dex: Heyyyyy.
Sapphire: *Ignores Dex* Next is Biana!
Biana: What do you mean, react to human stuff?
Sapphire: So, I'll show you something human, write down your reactions and share them with the world!
Biana: I-
Sapphire: Alright, let's have our Moonlark go next.
Sophie: Is this even legal?
Sapphire: Is the Black Swan legal?
Sophie: No, but-
Sapphire: I thought so. *Glances at watch* Oh geez, I'd better get home soon. Linh and Tam, let's have you discuss your question, then go together.
Tam: *Without discussing* Will you hurt Linh?
Linh: Tam, that wasn't-
Sapphire: No, I would never dream of it. *Whispers to Linh in a water language only she can understand* I'll get him back, don't worry.
Linh: *Whispers back* Okay...
Sapphire: Keefe, you're next!
Keefe: Is my hair awesome?
Everyone except Sapphire: KEEFE!
Sapphire: To answer your question, yes it is.
Keefe: *Cheers*
Sapphire: *Over Keefe's wild cheering* Iggy is next.
Keeper Crew: Huh?
Iggy: Is Silveny better than me?
Sapphire: *Answers in Iggy's language* Of course not.
Everyone: *Looks at her weirdly because they did not understand a single word she just said*
Sapphire: *Waves it off* Now, last but definitely - I mean, definitely not least, is Wonderboy.
Dex: *Snickers*
Sapphire: *Grins*
Fitz: Smooth move, saving me for last. Anyway, how will you get us back here?
Sapphire: Oh, you'll see.
Linh: *Whispers* I'm scared now.
Sapphire: *Looks at watch* Ohno, I have to go. Like, now. Bye! *Conjures herself away*
So, that was our first react! The others won't be as long, so just warning you. Comment your thoughts below!
#2: Reacting to... Bingo!
Sapphire: *Conjures everyone to her family house*
Sapphire: Helloooo, and welcome to my house!
Sophie: Okay, seriously, how are we just appearing here?!
Sapphire: I'm a Conjurer. And, ya know, I can conjure stuff.
Sophie: But that doesn't explain how you can conjure people.
Sapphire: Like I said, I'm a half-elf. I have weird powers. Anyway, let's get to our first react!
Biana: OMG, DO I LOOK OKAY?! You're sharing this with the world, after al-
AHHHHHH, MY NAIL POLISH!!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Sapphire: Well, this is going to be fun. *Conjures notepad* All right, let's get started with our react to... Bingo!!!
Sophie: Oh no-
Sapphire: Okay, so, Bingo is a game, where you-
Keefe and Tam: *Points at each other* Bet you 10 lusters I'll beat you.
Sapphire: Oh gosh. Anyway, Bingo is a game where you are given a letter and a number from this spinny thing - *conjures spinny thing* - and you have to see if it's on your board.
A/N: Forgive me if I'm totally wrong about the game rules, I haven't played in forever.
Sapphire: If it is, you put a chip on it. If you get five in a row, shout 'Bingo', and you win.
Keefe: *Dumps chips on his board* BINGO!!!
Tam: ...We haven't even started yet.
Dex: *Starts to tinker with spinny thing*
Sapphire: *To everyone besides Dex* Alrighty, let's start. *Conjures another spinny thing*
Sapphire: First combo: N/3
Keefe: BINGOBINGOBINGOBINGOOOO!!!
Tam: You have to get FIVE in a row. There's only been ONE.
Keefe: Too bad, Bangs Boy. I don't go by rules.
Tam: *Growls*
Marella: *To Sapphire and Wylie* This is entertaining.
5 minutes later...
Keefe: *Jumps on Tam*
Tam: *Jumps on Keefe*
Linh: *Dumps water on both of them*
Keefe & Tam: *Keep fighting*
Linh: *Dumps more water*
5 minutes later...
Sapphire: SERIOUSLY?! You FLOODED my family's house?! BHUCVYGCTFTRUCYGHVBYHUIFTSXER!!!!!
Linh: *Drains all water*
Sapphire: WhEw
Dex: Done! Now... *spins thing and ball falls out*
Iggy: *Changes color*
Dex: *Spins*
Iggy: *Changes* Dex: *Spins too fast*
Iggy: *Changeschangeschangeschangeschangeschanges*
Iggy: *Glares*
Dex: Oops
Sapphire: Okay, I have to go. Byyeee guys!
Keefe and Tam : *To each other (they had been playing as Iggy had been changing color)* YOU STILL OWE ME TEN LUSTERS!!!
Sapphire: Oh my. Let me just... *Conjures them to a desert* Let them work it out there. Now I really have to go, byeee!
#3 Reacting To... Truth or Dare!
A/N: There will be a significant amount of shipping in this chapter, but hey, it's Truth or Dare, what do you expect?
Sapphire: *Conjures everyone*
Keefe: Seriously? You had to do this NOW?! Dex was just about to confess his love for-
Dex: NO
Sapphire: Ohhhhh, well then, this should be a fun react, because today we're reacting to... Truth or Dare!!
Sophie: *Groans* Can we not?
Sapphire: Nope! Alright, so, here's how to play. One person - sorry, I mean elf - will ask another elf: 'truth or dare?' Then the elf who's being asked chooses. The elf who asked 'truth or dare' will then ask the other elf a question or dare them to do something. The elf doing the truth or dare HAS to do it. If you don't, the pranks will come like never before!!! Sophie, you ask first.
Sophie: Okay, so, I'm going to ask Fitz! Truth or dare?
Fitz: Ugh. Fine. Dare.
Sophie: *Cheers* I dare you... to tangle yourself in a chandelier again!!!
Biana: YESSSS
Fitz: I was hoping you'd forget that...
Sophie: Nope.
Wylie: *To Dex, Marella* Huh?
Dex: No clue. But if it involves Wonderboy tangling himself in a chandelier, I'm all in.
Fitz: Well, I'd better get this over with. *Tries to levitate slowly but ends up doing it way too fast*
Fitz is now tangled in a chandelier.
Everyone except Fitz: *Cracks up*
5 minutes later...
Fitz: Is anyone ACTUALLY going to help me down?
Tam (the only one able to stop laughing): Nope.
Fitz: *Rolls eyes* GNOMES!!!!
Sapphire: Fitz, this is, um, a human house, so there are, obviously, no gnomes.
Fitz: Ugh.
15 minutes later...
Sapphire: All right, have we had enough Chandelitz? We need to get on with the rest of this game.
Sophie: Mmmmm... ok. I have a photographic memory, and so does Keefe, so we can relive this moment anytime. *Grins*
Biana and Linh: Ohhh, so true.
Sapphire: *Snaps fingers and conjures Fitz down*
Fitz: FINALLY.
Sapphire: Biana, your turn to ask.
Biana: Yessss! *Rubs hands* Time to play matchmaker. Keefe, truth or dare?
Keefe: Hmmm... not really in the mood to get The Hair™ messed up, so, truth.
Biana: Keefe... who do you have a crush on? And if you don't say it out loud, Ro gets to tattoo it to your forehead. In black.
Keefe: Fine. Mmmm... uhhhhh... *covers eyes and whispers* Sophie.
A/N: Sorry to all Fitzphie shippers, but technically Sophie hasn't said she likes Keefe back... yet. Also, Dexiana sap coming soon! 😂
Biana: What was that?
Keefe: *Quickly but loudly* Sophie!
Biana, Linh, Marella: YESSSS!!!! SoKeefe! SoKeefe! SoKeefe!
Dex and Tam: *Nods*
Keefe and Sophie: *Blushes but secretly smiles at each other*
Fitz: *Glares like Keefe is now Alvar*
Sapphire: *Mutters* Uh oh...
Sapphire: *Claps hands* Okay, moving on! Marella, your turn to ask.
Marella: Finally. Biana, truth or dare?
Biana: Oh no... um... truth?
Marella: Confess how much you love Dex!!
Linh: Oh my gosh... YES!!!
Biana: Fine, I guess I've been pretty oblivious anyway.
Marella: *To Wylie* At least she admits it... *Glances at Sophie*
Wylie: Yep.
Biana: Dex, ever since I met you, you were so brave, smart, kind, and above all, awesome. I knew that maybe doing this would ruin my family's legacy, but I don't even care. All I care about... is you.
Linh: *In tears*
Tam: *Fighting back tears*
Keefe: Is Tammy boy CRYING?!
Tam: NO! Just, um, allergies.
Fitz: Mhm.
Dex: Biana, I never liked you because of your family, like so many others do. I liked you because of who you are. Your compassion, your bravery, and your strength to showcase your challenges and not let other people hurt you, even when they do.
Biana: *Runs and hugs Dex*
Dex: *Hugs Biana*
Everyone (except Tam): Awwwwwww.
Sapphire: Ok, well, now that that's done. Let's have Bangs Boy ask the second-to-last question.
Tam: Sure. Linh, truth or dare.
Linh: Well, and I thought you were my sibling *mock gasps*. But wayyy too many truths have been revealed, so, dare.
Tam: Alright, well I dare you to go outside and spend 10 minutes with... Wylie!
Linh: *Takes a deep breath* Wylie, let's go, I guess.
10 minutes later...
Sapphire: *Opens door*
There, on a bench, sits Linh and Wylie, holding hands.
Biana: Yes, another ship down.
Linh and Wylie (hearing Biana): *Look up and then immediately blush*
Sapphire: Ok, come inside, time for our FINAL TRUTH OR DARE. Our famous Lord Hunkyhair, it's your turn!
Keefe: Tam, truth or dare?
Tam: *Glares* Dare.
Keefe: I dare you to dye your hair pink and your bangs rainbow for two weeks. If you fail, the dye becomes permanent.
Tam: Sure.
Sapphire: *Conjures hair dye* Well, I have to leave y'all here, tell me how the hair dye comes out! Bye!
Can I make my own KOTLC reacts post?
New react added!
I tried to make this one funny. If any of you want to make a react, put it in the comments and I'll add it to the post.
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